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Best of Plot-o-matic I give up. After being flooded with requests from people saying, "Come on, Mad Dog. When are you going to let us see the best of the Plot-o-matic plots people came up with?" I figured....... Okay, I admit it wasn't really that many, but since some of you went through all the trouble of emailing me and...... So no one did. I can tell that sooner or later someone would, and since I like to be ahead of the curve (something I learned from Kyle Petty) I thought, why not go ahead and beat you to the...... I'm sorry. I really didn't learn that from Kyle Pettty. I admit, I've never even met the guy, though I was once an extra in a Mello Yello commercial his son was in. And that's the truth. But I was thinking it would be fun to see what people do with Plot-o-matic. Of course who wants to read their plots? Hell, you can try it yourself and see how much fun it is. But the titles people come up with for their movies.....now there's something you could really sink your teeth into. In other words: Bite these movie titles. SEQUELS It's A Wonderful Life 2: Revenge of the Angels Godzilla in Paris Godzilla Strikes Again Godzilla vs. Titanic Yahwehzilla Crapzilla Rodzilla Godzannic A Jedi Meets the Mafia The Jedi People From Mars Jedi Warrior on Crack Titanic 2 Tititanic The Blech-Files Die Soft To Hell, With Sir The Good, the Bad and the Underfed The Hand That Broke The Cradle Born on the 1st of July Ernest Goes to the Store Rambo Bambi Star Bores Star Truck: Revenge of Quon Ton's Chicken Stand This Movie Sucks
SCIENCE
FICTION Frankenburger Rip-offs of Dune Jesus Versus the Killer Robot Attack of the Cheap Looking Mutant Killer Ant Attack of the Barbie doll The Dog That Ate Providence Flying Butt Monkeys from Mars The Many Battles of the Crotchless Panty Power Twinkie Wench and her Divas Star Virgins From Zod Fluffy the Goldfish The Chimp from the Moon
ROMANCE Why Men Love Jell-O The Strong and the Sequined Eat Me As The Stomach Turns Sex is Pleasant for a Lawyer People That Will Have Sex with Anything
AUTOBIOGRAPHIES Erin Gets A Guy Erin Gets Another Guy I Hate This Job Revenge of the Startlingly Inept Bad day at Bournemouth University I'm Bored as Hell The Day My Toe Died Craig Smells Craig Returns In A Smellier Film: Craig Smells Part 2 A Movie I Made Up In Less than Half an Hour with the Incredible Plot-O-Matic by Mad Dog Productions A Weekend on the Edge of Adulthood Jane and I in Our Old Age
OTHER STUFF Slinky Goes to Town Poopy Heads Pierce Your Brain Stop Looking Stupid and Run Get a Life and Go to Mexico Socket Wenches Finals Suck but They Don't Swallow The Revenge Of Bone Thugs(This Time He Gets the Girl) Two Cops In a Car To Cook a Herring Cable TV Sucks The Overdue Book Dafrignalaoplakadmallk (whatever that means) I Wonder If This Thing is On Damnit I Burned Myself Again Freakin' Stoner-proof Lighter The Script That Got Lost in Hollywood Insert Title Here MoDumb Hot Crush Fiddle Juice Raccoons in the Mist Robbin' da Hood Smells Like Bob at the Gas Station Dirk Malone, International Spy and All Around Nice Guy Really Bad Movie
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