Daniela has been eating, sleeping, cleaning, going to the bathroom—everything you’d do in a normal day—in front of anyone who feels like standing on the sidewalk watching. It’s much like the windows that look into the studio of The Today Show except no one’s holding up signs saying "Hi" to their family in Moose Butt, Minnesota and luckily Al Roker keeps his clothes on.

     Think about it, don’t you get grossed out when you’re stopped at a traffic light and you look over to see the driver in the next car picking his or her nose, as if a car with 360-degree windows somehow affords privacy? And admit it, you’re not nearly as grossed out by what they’re doing as you are knowing how many times you’ve done the same thing. Now think about poor Daniela clipping her toenails, popping pimples on her nose, and going to the bathroom. You can date a woman for years before seeing these things, yet Daniela’s doing them in front of people the very first time they lay eyes on her.

     But at least Daniela isn’t charging money, which is probably because they’re doing this in Chile rather than the United States, where it would be sponsored by Windex. But that’s not to say Daniela may not make a few bucks off this. Remember, people have launched careers based on a lot less (see: Monica Lewinsky, Mahir the Turkish Lover, Paulie Shore, etc). For starters she might consider letting the glass house go completely to pot in the hopes that she’ll win Ace Hardware’s America’s Messiest Room Contest. After all, it doesn’t say North America. Or she could submit video footage of her to Ed McMahon’s new website, www.nextbigstar.com, so she could become the next Sinbad. Or Sawyer Brown. Or Mrs. McMahon.