PLOT-O-MATIC
It's the brand new way to write a movie plot.
No experience needed!
No talent necessary!
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You asked for it!
PORN-O-MATIC
Now you can write and star in your own porno flick!

We had to do it!
STAR WORSE
Create your own sequel or prequel!

You've always wanted to do it....
Create-an-Xmas Newsletter
It's fun!  It's easy!   Best of all, it's free!

Make your own
NEW! and IMPROVED!
Independent Counsel Report!
The same way Ken Starr did...

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