|The Best of Porn-o-matic
They say there's a fine line between insanity and creative
genius. So which does that make the people who use Porn-o-matic?
You be the judge. After all, I had to sift through this huge file left
on some computer somewhere that had all the titles people came up with for their Porn-o-matic plots ("he-he-he....he said,
came"), the least you can do is take over and do the judging. Okay, so it's not
the Miss America pageant. For that you should thank me.
While there's nothing here the average 6th grader hasn't heard or
said (or in this day and age, done), there are a few "dirty" words on the next
page. Don't say you haven't been warned.